Most Long Island dispensaries try to look like an Apple Store. Simply Green went the other way. The family-run shop at 406c Middle Country Road in Coram has a front-of-store section stocked with vintage band tees, 1970s-style clothing, mugs, candles, pet products and collectibles. Its website says that section sits beneath hand-painted murals. The shop compares itself to "a record store that happens to sell cannabis." New York's licensing records explain part of that personality: the CAURD license (OCM-CAURD-25-000295) is held by Simply Green Natural Lifestyle Remedies LLC, and it is filed under the trade name "Peace of Woodstock."
The Losco family's Coram shop
Simply Green's site describes the business as owned and run by the Losco family, with one storefront and no plans to be a chain. Its stated rule for curation is simple: the family personally vets every product, and if they wouldn't use it, it doesn't get stocked. The site says all inventory comes from licensed New York cultivators and that lab test results are kept on hand and available on request. That second point is useful for shoppers who want to check potency and contaminant results before buying; our guide to reading a New York dispensary label explains what to look for.
In state records, the license is dated September 2025 and the opening date is November 7, 2025. That makes Simply Green one of the newer shops in central Suffolk, but its owners clearly arrived with a defined identity. Its homepage pitch, that buying cannabis should feel as natural as shopping at a farmers market, sets the tone for everything else on the site.
The Woodstock corner
The non-cannabis side of the store is what reviewers bring up most. On the testimonials the shop features from Google, customers repeatedly mention:
- The clothing section, especially band tees and hippie-style apparel, with one review citing a buy-one-get-one deal on shirts
- Woodstock-branded mugs and drawstring bags handed out as freebies
- Figurines, collectibles and gift items, which some reviewers described as a good stop for holiday shopping
- Candles, soaps and pet health products at the front of the store
You don't need to buy cannabis to browse that section, though everyone entering a licensed dispensary must be 21 or older with ID.
On the cannabis menu
The menu covers flower, pre-rolls, vaporizers, concentrates (including live resin and solventless rosin, per the site's category descriptions), edibles, tinctures, topicals, CBD and accessories. Weekly specials pull directly from the shop's Dutchie menu.
This profile's headline describes a range "for every style," and the site's own product finder fits that. It asks whether you want a slower evening, something social, a non-inhaled format, or something strong, and points you to a category. We could not confirm specific brands or price tiers from a stable public source at the time of writing, so we aren't listing any. Small-batch fans can read up on New York's craft growers and ask the staff what's in from those farms.
Built for first-timers
The shop's FAQ makes a specific promise to newcomers: budtenders will spend around 20 minutes walking a first-time customer through strains, terpenes and consumption methods with no pressure to buy. The site also has a Spanish-language toggle, which is uncommon among Suffolk County dispensary websites. A few other house rules from the FAQ are worth knowing before you go:
- No on-site consumption. Products must be used off the premises, in line with state law.
- All sales are final, though the shop says it will work with customers who have a problem with a product.
- No credit cards. The FAQ points to federal banking rules.
- Delivery may come later. The shop says it is exploring delivery and will announce it through its newsletter.
Questions can go to the store by phone or to its Gmail address, [email protected].
Discounts and payment
Simply Green's promotions page is one of the more generous we've seen for a single-location shop:
- 10% off every day for community members who ask their budtender
- 10% off for seniors, medical card holders, veterans, and first responders or law enforcement (not combinable, ID required)
- First-visit discount: $5 off $25 or more, or $10 off $50 or more
- Rotating weekly specials on select products
Payment options are cash, debit card and Dutchie Pay. Online orders are pickup only; the site says plainly that Simply Green does not deliver. Pickup orders are free with no minimum.
Location and hours
Middle Country Road is NY-25, the main east-west commercial road through central Brookhaven, and Simply Green serves Coram, Selden, Centereach, Middle Island and Farmingville. The website's schedule runs 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. from Monday to Thursday, stretches to 10 p.m. on Friday and Saturday, and starts later on Sunday, from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m.
State records list slightly different hours (opening at 9 a.m. most days), so call (631) 846-6060 if you're heading over early.
Nearby alternatives
Central Suffolk has added licensed shops quickly. Canna Blooms on North Ocean Avenue in Farmingville opened in November 2025, about the same time as Simply Green. In Medford, The Joint Venture on Munsell Road and a shop at 262 Middle Island Road both opened in early 2026. Compared with those, Simply Green is the pick for shoppers who want a small, family-run counter, a gift shop and stackable everyday discounts, while Joint Venture offers delivery and much longer hours. Our Long Island dispensary rankings compare more Suffolk and Nassau options.
What the reviews say
Simply Green's homepage shows a 4.8-star Google rating from 192 reviews at the time of writing. The reviews it highlights are, of course, chosen by the shop, but the themes repeat often enough to be useful. Customers praise staff who take time with questions and don't upsell, and several name individual budtenders. Some say the store is clean and well organized, and visitors from outside Long Island say the selection and prices were worth the trip. The gift section comes up in almost every review the shop features. What's harder to find in that sample is detail about specific products or pricing, so check the live menu and compare before a large purchase.
Who it's for
- Coram, Selden, Centereach and Middle Island locals who want a neighborhood shop on Route 25.
- First-timers. The site leans hard on patient, no-upsell service, and reviewers echo it.
- Seniors, veterans and medical card holders using the 10% discounts.
- Gift shoppers who want a band tee or candle with their pre-rolls, especially around the holidays.
Other Suffolk storefronts are listed in High Today's licensed-dispensary finder.